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Once the drug of choice with hippies and burnouts, marijuana is joining fine wine on the list of indulgences with serious snob appeal.
Although illegal, the controversial drug counts Canadian doctors, lawyers, corporate leaders and untold members of the chattering classes among its fans. And if the watermark for "making it" amongst the millionaires is a picture in Forbes, then reefer has achieved that cachet: In advance of Saturday's Global Marijuana March, which will be held in major cities worldwide to promote the legalization of pot, the conservative business magazine has published a photographic countdown of the world's most exotic varietals of weed on Forbes.com, complete with information on each brand's origin, bouquet and cost per gram.
Grass has come a long way since Woodstock, baby.
"Serious cannabis consumers often exhibit the kind of connoisseurship typical of wine lovers," writes Forbes reporter Saabira Chaudhuri.
Vancouver-based weed expert Ian Mulgrew agrees, saying in an interview that "as many versions as there are of red and white wine, there are versions of the major strains of cannabis."
Adds Mulgrew, author of Bud Inc: Inside Canada's Marijuana Industry: "The same way people who buy wines are looking for bouquet, nose and finish, (pot smokers) are looking for epicurean qualities to their marijuana."
Varietals cataloged by Forbes.com include Sour Diesel, Strawberry Cough, Mass Skunk, OG Kush, Chemdog, Jack Herer and Haze. Each "brand" is said to have a street value of $25 to $35 US per gram.
According to the print version of Forbes, rising popularity and price have driven marijuana to trump wheat, cattle and timber as "Canada's most valuable agricultural product." Mulgrew estimates the drug generates between
$6 billion and $8 billion Cdn each year, and upwards of $2 billion in B.C. alone.
"Let's stop kidding ourselves. The yuppies aren't growing heirloom tomatoes in their gardens," he observes dryly. "It's a really sophisticated market."
The average Canadian isn't likely to debate whether a joint's contents were grown on the sunny side of the slope or the shady. But among the cannabis cognoscenti, High Times columnist Jorge Cervantes says, no nuance is too obscure.
"People are so snobby about this stuff. They get real full of themselves, claiming they've got the best dope in the world," says Cervantes, author of the bestselling book Marijuana Horticulture: The Indoor/Outdoor Medical Grower's Bible. "They tie it to their manhood."
In Vancouver and Amsterdam, annual harvest festivals are held in which aficionados blind taste-test various cannabis plants to see which grower has the best product. In some cases, a win can be worth more than a half-million dollars in subsequent sales.
Unlike wine tasting, in which sommeliers spit out the alcohol after sampling, evaluating pot requires a person make as many judgments as possible before experiencing the product.
"What happens is you get high and you can't remember all the stuff," explains Cervantes.
-- MAP Posted-by: Richard Lake
Pubdate: Fri, 04 May 2007
Source: Calgary Herald (CN AB)
Copyright: 2007 Calgary Herald
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Author: Misty Harris, CanWest News Service
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